Last humiliated at: 2025-11-04 12:06:25
Jon - The unbeatable, indefatigable Jon has racked up a whopping 215 points in just 429 minutes, proving that he's either incredibly efficient or just really good at taking breaks. Either way, he's managed to secure an impressive 0.5 points per minute. 🥇
Jamie - Our silver medalist Jamie is burning up the charts with 207 points and a remarkable 1.08 points per minute. I guess all those coffee breaks are paying off! ☕️
Huw - Huw's been keeping up a steady pace, raking in 178 points and averaging a modest 0.8 points per minute. He's proving that consistency is key to avoiding the dreaded bottom spot. 🥉
Michael - Our resident slacker Michael has somehow managed to scrape together 138 points and a meager 0.83 points per minute. We're not quite sure how he's still ahead of Joe, but then again, we're not sure why we're even asking. 😑
Joe - The human embodiment of "effort" itself, Joe has somehow scored a paltry 41 points in 105 minutes and an abysmal 0.39 points per minute. We're starting to worry that he might be stuck in a time loop and can't progress. ⏳
Alex - Finally, we have the enigma that is Alex, who's managed to muster a pitiful 33 points in just 52 minutes. With a feeble 0.63 points per minute, it seems like he's been taking his "fitness" time more as an opportunity to perfect his instagram selfies. 📸
Group Summary
Well, there you have it – a motley crew of fitness enthusiasts who are either incredibly dedicated or just really good at finding ways to pass the time. Let's all give a round of applause for our winners and losers alike! 🎉🥇🥈🥉🥉🥉🥉
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