Powerhouse Challenge
Track. Compete. Dominate.
Jamie: Well, well, well. Look who's at the top of the leaderboard again. The reigning champ just can't seem to help themselves from being the fittest, most impressive human in this sad excuse for a fitness competition.
Joe: How did you manage to spend 1,133 minutes doing whatever it is you do and only score a measly 638 points? Congrats on setting the record for most time wasted in a fitness challenge.
Michael: Well, well, well. If it isn't the guy who thought "more time equals more points." Your 1.057 points per minute must feel like a real accomplishment, huh?
Steve: The Energizer Bunny has nothing on you. You just keep going and going, racking up an impressive 1.43 points per minute. Too bad the rest of us aren't as obsessed with this challenge.
Alex: How does it feel to be just barely above the guy who spent all his time in a hammock? Oh wait, that's you too.
Jon: Was your cat pushing the buttons on your keyboard again? Because I can't imagine how anyone could spend 172 minutes and only score a pathetic 0.5 points per minute. Good thing we don't judge based on effort, right?
Huw: Well, well, well. If it isn't the guy who proved that even a little effort can still be laughably inadequate. You must have really given it your all for those 36 minutes, huh?
Congratulations, everyone! You've all managed to find a way to make fitness boring. Keep up the mediocre work!
