Last humiliated at: 2025-09-19 04:07:22
Group Summary
π Weekly Fitness Challenge Stats:
Michael β 731 pts | 1336 mins | 0.55 pts/min
Jamie β 693 pts | 765 mins | 0.91 pts/min
Steve β 447 pts | 379 mins | 1.18 pts/min
Huw β 350 pts | 375 mins | 0.93 pts/min
Alex β 324 pts | 475 mins | 0.68 pts/min
Jon β 294 pts | 262 mins | 1.12 pts/min
Joe β 35 pts | 84 mins | 0.42 pts/min
Michael, the human Google Maps: You've spent way too much time walking in circles, but at least you can now draw your own personal map. πΊοΈ
Jamie, the steady pacer: Congrats on finding the perfect balance between leisurely strolls and actual exercise. πΆββοΈ
Steve, the super-efficient athlete: With a whopping 1.18 pts/min, you must be either genetically modified or just really good at Netflix multitasking. πΊ
Huw, the consistent grinder: You've shown up week after week, so don't let anyone tell you that 0.93 pts/min isn't a respectable number! π
Alex, the strategic planner: With 0.68 pts/min, you must have spent more time in planning sessions than actually exercising. π
Jon, the explosive burst: Averaging 1.12 pts/min? More like 112 minutes of intense exercise! Kudos for making every second count. π₯
Joe, the occasional jogger: You've earned a grand total of 35 points, which is about how many calories you burn in a strong sneeze. π
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